Greetings, Disneyland® Resort Annual Passholders! I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from Muppet Labs, where tomorrow is the future.
We at Muppet Labs are all atwitter about our fantastic new invention — The Muppet Labs Time Rewinder™! Thanks to this amazing scientific breakthrough, we will soon be able to send you back in time!
As a Disneyland® Resort Annual Passholder, you have been specially selected to be some of our first test subjects. If you are interested in time travel or simply have some time on your hands, please visit our website and fill out our volunteer questionnaire! Registration is limited, so please sign up soon! We’ll be selecting our lucky team in just a few days.
Thank you, and see you in the near future, or the recent past… oh my it’s so hard to keep track.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew