There’s always that joke about how women’s clothing sections have about 10 different areas with varied apparel and then on the men’s side it’s just a rack of tees. Well, the Emporium on Main Street, U.S.A is aware of the problem and doing its best to rectify it… with another rack of tees. Fear not, these are far more inspired than your everyday Mickey t-shirt. Themed after various Magic Kingdom attractions and varying concepts of Disney life, these new graphic tees can bring life to any guy’s closet.

Disney State of Mind T-Shirt – $34.99

If you make obscure references to extinct attractions and/or Disney parade lyrics, consider yourself officially self-diagnosed. You’ve got… a Disney state of mind. This soft jersey ringer tee is the perfect way to display your “Disney brain” pride.

“Eat. Sleep. Yo Ho. Repeat.” T-Shirt – $34.99

Perfect for the pirate in your life, this soft Pirates of the Caribbean tee features a pocket with the words “A Pirates Life For Me”.

(Yes, without an apostrophe. Grammar rules are more like guidelines for pirates, apparently.)

“I’m Just Here For The Mouse” 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Tee – $39.99

Maybe you’re just here for the Mouse. This heathered 3/4 raglan tee is light enough for the Florida winter heat, yet the sleeves will still keep you warm in a chilly queue.

Park Hopper Pullover Hoodie – $44.99

If you’re park hopping, you need a shirt that does it all. Keep your head warm and your elevated ticket status known with this “Park Hopper” pullover hoodie that also features a Mickey Ear Hat silhouette.

Lost Boy T-Shirt – $34.99

The modern design on this one makes it look like something out of a smaller shop or etsy store (but in a good way.) Next stop, NVL! This weathered blue shirt features the words “Lost Boy” with a little fox tail on the corner and the words NVL (Neverland).

“Hatters gonna Hat” T-Shirt – $34.99

This shirt may take a few tries, depending on how well-versed you are in popular culture. This ode to the Mad Hatter is sure to become a fan favorite.