Welcome to a new, weekly WDWNT.com feature – the Walt Disney World Maintenance Report. In this weekly report, the goal is to create a comprehensive list of broken effects, damaged props, and more at the Walt Disney World Resort.
Surely, someone will comment that an article like this is mostly negative in nature. While that is true, based on the current financial success of the Disney Company and the continuous rise in ticket prices, why should any guest settle for a list this long? I’ll admit, I lived in the dark for a long time, sometimes thinking my memories of extraordinarily clean paths and immaculate rides were just nostalgic visions of something that never existed. My recent trips to the Tokyo Disney Resort were an eye-opening experience. In the over 20 days I’ve spent there in the last year, I noticed that broken audio-animatronics and effects, dirty paths, and such simply just don’t exist. Over time, Walt Disney World has cut budgets or changed policies related to custodial, maintenance, and such to the point where it has become an inferior product to nearly every Disney resort around the world.
This post comes from a place of love. We love Walt Disney World and we want to see it looking as good as it can. We also realize that WDWNT.com has a tremendous reach, read by millions of park guests each month, and even thousands of cast members. We even know, for a fact, that many high-ranking Disney executives like to check out our stories from time to time to stay in the loop, so we figured a post like this might help everyone out. Perhaps the maintenance woes at Walt Disney World need some attention and we can provide the spark that lights the fire that reverses any decline.
It’s also important to note that the goal is to see this list shrink and we’ll tell you every week when anything listed below actually gets repaired. A “fixed” section will be added to the report starting next week. This isn’t about knocking the job anyone is doing, it’s about getting things to where they should be. It should also be noticed that this list is currently incomplete. These are only attractions and areas I have visited over the last two weeks.
The Magic Kingdom
Pirates of the Caribbean – Reported 1/14/19
- The waterfall mist screen effect that shows Davy Jones, Blackbeard has been off for months now. The audio continues to play.
- The “screaming pirate” added to the dark cave where boats take the plunge is missing. This was just added not long ago.
The Jungle Cruise – Reported 1/1/19
- Only one of three native drummers was actually drumming
- The hippo scene is particularly bad. Almost none are wiggling their ears and many were not moving. Some hippos had holes in them, destroying the illusion of them being living hippos.
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad – Reported 1/14/19
- The falling rock projector in the cave-in sequence is completely off.
Splash Mountain – Reported 1/14/19
- The Brer Frog projection in the queue was frozen
- The Brer Frog audio-animatronic at the beginning of the attraction has a broken neck. The motion is pretty odd looking.
- The signing frogs in the fishing scene have cracks and damage to their eyes. One of the fishing birds also has a damaged eye.
- Brer Bear’s tail has been missing for at least 15 years in the scene where he’s hanging from a rope trap. I’ve been staring at this for so long, waiting for someone to notice it that it inspired the creation of this entire weekly report. You can see the tail in most videos of the ride recorded in the 1990’s.
- One of the turtles in the Laughing Place is covered in black stains, including over his eyes. The other turtle wasn’t moving.
- The “FSU” possum who comes out of the ceiling is not functioning
- The projection of Brer Fox at the top of the lift hill is out of sync with its audio
- Even though it was broken for most of last year, Mr. Bluebird in the finale scene is broken AGAIN. He’s completely immobile.
Under the Sea: Journey of the Little Mermaid – Reported 12/30/18
- The first Sebastian audio-animatronic figure did not having the moving eyes accomplished by screen technology.
- The Ursula animatronic still has some tentacles that do no move. At least 4 did when the attraction opened, it always seems to be half of that.
Casey Jr. Splash ‘N’ Soak Station – Reported 1/14/19
- Still needs to be cleaned and repainted in places
- Many of the moving components no longer move
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh – Reported 1/14/19
- Projection of leaves blowing in The Blustery Day scene is off
- The smoke canon in the Heffalumps and Woozles scene hasn’t worked in quite a bit
- There is a lot of visible filth in the Heffalumps and Woozles scene. Anything yellow looks disgusting for the most part.
- The speaker which plays audio from Tigger and Piglet going over the waterfall is blown out
“it’s a small world” – Reported 12/31/18
- The “tick-tock” noises of the clock tower is off and has been for some time now
- The balloon poodle in France was immobile
- One light has a strobe effect on one of the can-can girls
- The magic carpet carousel was immobile in the Asia room
- The bicycles on wires in the finale scene are missing
- The Native American at the ride’s finale is not drumming
Tomorrowland – Reported 1/14/19
- The paint is already peeling off of the recently repainted rocks at the entrance to the land. The old red/orange coloring is showing through.
- The Robo-Newz newspaper robot and the fake payphone interactive elements are completely off.
Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin – Reported 1/14/19
- The light-up panel in the center of the queue area is still missing. Even if it isn’t going to return, something has to be done with this strange, plain blue podium that guests have to stare at.
- The spinning red light tunnel effect isn’t working and hasn’t in a very long time.
- The speed tunnel projection looks horrendous. The film is clearly extremely dirty and is jumping all over the place. I think the time has come for this to go digital or at least be repaired.
- The final Buzz Lightyear figure has a projected face that isn’t aligned correctly.
Test Track presented by Chevrolet – Reported 12/31/18
- “Laser Trees” that appear while the car passes them did not function
- Dashboards of cars and inside of show scenes are covered in dust and filth, extremely noticeable in blacklight environments
Gran Fiesta Tour starring the Three Caballeros – Reported 12/31/18
- Speakers are low or some are off in the opening scene with Jose and Panchito, character are nearly inaudible
- The screen with Donald taking photographs was not on
- One of the elderly men in the Fiesta scene was not stomping his foot
- The Three Caballeros audio-animatronic figures are not in great shape, Donald and Jose both had arms moving in unnatural ways
Frozen Ever After – Reported 12/31/18
- Olaf’s mouth during his first appearance isn’t working correctly. It appears as if he says every other word.
Disney’s Hollywood Studios
Twilight Zone Tower of Terror – Reported 1/15/19
- The eyeball in the 5th Dimension scene is once again broken, displaying the default image of an elevator filled with guests. Guest photographs are not being taken to make this effect work.
- The lights on the door that opens to the drop shaft have seen better days. The effect did not work as intended.
Toy Story Land – Reported 1/15/19
- Woody’s Lunch Box is in horrible shape: chairs have large black stains, tables have tears in their covering, every prop shows some signs of damage, decals ripped in places
Slinky Dog Dash – Reported 1/15/19
- Tails on roller coaster trains are still missing
- Temporary covers hide damage on coils attached to train cars
Disney’s Animal Kingdom
Expedition Everest – Reported Probably A Decade Ago
- The yeti audio-animatronic doesn’t move
DINOSAUR – Reported 1/1/19
- The smoke in the first time travel scene was off, causing the laser effect to no function correctly
- The running Carnotaurus audio-animatronic is missing, replaced with an immobile dinosaur head
- The asteroid smoke trail effect before the drop past the Carnotaur head has not worked in several weeks. A trail of smoke would lead guests to believe that an asteroid has whooshed by them.
Primeval Whirl – Reported 1/1/19
- Running dinosaurs on the Dino-Rama promenade were not moving, Their legs typically move back and forth. Not one was on.
How To Do Your Part
To report broken effects, damaged props, or anything else out of the ordinary, please submit photographic or video evidence of the malfunction or disrepair to [email protected] or through WDWNT’s social media avenues (Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram). You can also submit proof that anything listed above has been repaired. Again, the entire purpose of this weekly post is to get Walt Disney World looking how it is supposed to look, so we are hoping to see this list shrink rather than grow over time.