PHOTOS: Menu for Baseline Tap House, Grand Avenue at Disney’s Hollywood Studios

Opening shortly at 11am on Grand Avenue at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, here is the menu for the new Baseline Tap House:

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Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago

In a word: Meh!

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

In 3 words: Just like me!

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

J! Long time no see you posing like me. Did you finally slipped away from you momma?

Tell us, why do you think Baseline is as lame as you? Don’t hold back.

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Three more: I’m so lonely.

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Oh J, we know you’re lonely, you little baby. Your mommy spends so much time with all those men… she just doesn’t have the time for you.

The menu from this bar makes it obvious she’s just gonna stay here and pick up new guys while leaving you all alone in the park.

Look at the bright side J, at least this time you’ll know where to find her

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

I get triggered so easily. I try to pretend like it doesn’t bother me, but as you can all see, it really does.

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

We know J. We know that you’re very sensitive due to the lack of attention you get from your progenitor.

I do feel for you.

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Can someone get me a safe space? Preferably with a small child who will call me “Daddy Pete”?

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Poor J is a delicate snowflake that needs a safe space. I thought Disney was your safe space, little J!

Do you need a service pet also?

Ariel Alcazar
Ariel Alcazar
2 years ago

Hi, i would like to know what is the blue sky for the non-alcoholic bottom part of the menu?

ProgressiveMusicLoversDirtySecret
ProgressiveMusicLoversDirtySecret
2 years ago
Reply to  Ariel Alcazar

I would also. Although I like a great beer, that seems intriguing.

Awesome Amy
Awesome Amy
2 years ago

Looks like it’s The Writer’s Stop without any of the stuff that made The Writer’s Stop awesome, and 1000% more alcohol.

I second the “meh.”

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Awesome Amy

Well no one asked you. Get back in the kitchen where you belong, and make me a sandwich.

J
J
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

You have to be like me. Love expensive crap you can find cheaper and better anywhere else, and anyone telling me is expensive crap is my enemy. I call it the spoiled brat way.

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  J

Did someone say spoiled brat!? Oh wait you’re an adult, I’m not interested sweetie. Now I’m off to Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid and I can be a pederast!

Disney Pete
Disney Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Oh, J. Is so sad being you what with you having to pretend you’re someone else. Almost everyone has so much pity for you. Tom, is there any way we can buy this poor kid J an icecream at MK or something?

Frank
Frank
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Can we buy Pete some spaces and a dictionary? He’s so angry he’s not proofreading! Take a breath and work on that grammar buddy.

J
J
2 years ago
Reply to  Disney Pete

Thanks for the pit Frank. The same anger that drives me into impersonating others also make me brite bad Engrish. I’ll try to kontrol myself from now on.

Veside the gramar tip, do you hav anything on how i can control tis rage?

DJ
DJ
2 years ago

Excellent! Disney needs more places to get decent craft beers (even at $9+ per pour). Much better than the usual Disney selection of Bud, Bud Light, or Stella.

Ursula
Ursula
2 years ago

Looks like a great menu!!

B
B
2 years ago

I don’t think I would call this a taphouse. First off there’s not enough taps. Second, the selection here is mediocre at best. I was really hoping to see some more interesting selections.