REVIEW: Gaston Serves Up Stale Antlers and Old Cheese at Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party 2019 at the Magic Kingdom
During this year’s Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party, we stumbled upon a party exclusive snack called Gaston’s Cheese Dip, served at Gaston’s Tavern, of course. It’s a beer cheese dip with smoked bacon bits and served with breadstick antlers. It certainly looks like something Gaston would make, that’s for sure… and unfortunately, it tastes like it too. That’s right, Gaston should stick to shooting, playing cards, and expectorating, because this snack is single-handedly the worst food item this website’s reviewed in the past 12 years.
Gaston’s Cheese Dip – $5.49
We had high hopes for these, as we’re usually fans of beer cheese anything, and the antlers were a fun, imaginative touch. However, that’s where praise ends for this snack. The antlers are stale, and the ratio of antler sticks to cheese sauce is off.
If you can’t tell by the coagulated layer on top, the cheese was cold. It didn’t even taste like beer cheese. It tasted more along the lines of a bad white wine. If you insist on trying this, whatever you do, don’t get it tonight. Wait until the next party when they’ll be forced to serve fresh breadsticks, and not the ones from three days ago. You’ve been warned.