PHOTOS: New Attraction Company Pens Available Online!

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Being the attraction nerds that we are here at WDWNT, we freaked when we first saw these neat fake company pens, complete with cheeky business pitches.

company pens m mouse mercantile

While they were first spotted at M. Mouse Mercantile over at the Grand Floridian, we’re pleased to announce that they are now also available on ShopDisney.¬†Another set featuring classic attraction slogans is also available.

phrases pen set
“Slogans” Pen Set – $14.99


The pen sets retail for $14.99, with the usual 10% discount offered for Disney Visa cardholders.

slogan pen set
“Phrases” Pen Set – $14.99

Funny how Disney is still actively selling the phrases set at full price, given that there’s a glaring typo on the Haunted Mansion themed pen:

attraction pen typo
“Physic Medium”… didn’t see that one coming.

We haven’t personally tested these pens yet, but that isn’t stopping us from buying multiple packs and gifting them as stocking stuffers.

What do you think about these pen sets? We’re definitely here for any more self-aware/tongue-in-cheek merch Disney may have in the works!